my brother retweeted this?????????????????
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
well behaved women rarely make history but neither do boring teenage girls who do nothing but party so you’re in a bit of a pickle there champ
'useless fucking paperclips'
I think I found my new bff.
this was a journey
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
booty game too strong