Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
You didn’t pick that up in high school?
Just in case
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
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a thrilling trilogy
how that white girl get arrested if she blocked the FBI on twitter like that doesn’t make sense